Do you speak my language?
November 13th 2018 by
I needed to change an online booking but the only way to do it was to call the contact centre. I visited the store but was asked to email my comments to the service department. I called the help line and was instructed to put my request in writing. I responded to the tweet and […][...]
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66% of people ….
November 7th 2018 by
I enjoy a good statistic And I love a good quiz. Let’s combine them both. 66% of people: A. Have never seen snow B. When they leave work, don’t know what they are going to have for tea C. Suffer from Nomophobia – the fear of being without your mobile phone Which one will you […][...]
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Why Our Retailers Must Step Up
October 31st 2018 by
I’ve presented at several retailer conferences this year. The atmosphere has been buoyant at some and desperate at others. Sometimes, when I’m giving a keynote, I use fear as a motivator to give the audience a whack on the side of the head. For retailers, I used to name the shops which no longer exist […][...]
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What the heck has happened to customer service?
July 19th 2018 by
When John Lewis and Apple are screwing up, you know there’s something wrong. Apple have lost all of Mrs Hep’s calendar data (that’s why you didn’t receive a birthday card) and after 4 weeks, they can ‘see it’ but appear to be no closer to restoring it. John Lewis screwed up an order 3 times […][...]
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The Enemy of Loyalty
June 20th 2018 by
‘Your desserts!’ The waiter placed our perfectly presented puddings in front of us with a flourish. They looked amazing! So why did we refuse them and send them straight back untouched? We were already customers. We were having a lovely dinner. The starters had been great. It’s just he’d missed one important thing… The main courses. However, […][...]
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Thanks for the Business
May 23rd 2018 by
Our local garden centre is like many independents. They charge a bit more, don’t always have the stock and it’s a bit scruffy and chaotic. But they are always happy to see you and thank you for choosing them over the national chain warehouse around the corner. That’s almost true. Well the first part of […][...]
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What’s in a smile
April 11th 2018 by
From just a few weeks after birth, we demonstrate that we feel happy by smiling. All through our lives and until our dying day we use the same process. People are even heard to comment that they’d like to die with a smile on their face. So take a look around. If smiling is so […][...]
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Why We Offer a 100% Total Satisfaction Guarantee
March 7th 2018 by
‘That’s ballsy’, said my potential client. ‘I know’, I responded, ‘but it does two things…’ A response I received recently when I informed a new customer that we give a ‘100% total satisfaction guarantee’. It’s not a gimmick – it’s a brand promise. And one we’re proud of. I just wish more companies would do […][...]
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The World’s Rudest Restaurant
June 21st 2017 by
If you should happen to wander into Dick’s Last Resort be prepared for a less than conventional dining experience. Chances are; as you walk through the door, Dick’s staff will ignore you, probably insult your dress sense, criticise your menu choices and slap food on the table. You can also expect to be fully humiliated […][...]
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How To Get The Best Seats In The House – Lesson 3 from Ronnie Scotts
March 17th 2017 by
You don’t book a specific seat at Ronnie Scott’s. You buy your ticket and the Maître D’ will show you to a table. Don’t get me wrong, there are no bad seats in Ronnie Scott’s, but there are some that are better than others. And here’s how to get them. Ask. That’s it. Be pleasant […][...]
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